Politically Correct Santa Clause

The Health Police had a meeting, and issued a new decree,
Santa Claus,Is their new cause, for living healthily!
His red cheeks and twinkling eyes, indicate unhealthy eating.
His blood pressure is on the rise, they stated at the meeting.
He drinks too much, it must be said. Then drives that sleigh, whilst off his head!
So this year, Santa Claus, will be looking very slim.
No red cheeks, nor twinkling eyes, his beard has had a trim.
But all the children of the world, threatened to revolt.
We don't like this Santa Claus,we want all this to halt.
We love that jolly gentleman, with twinkly eyes so merry.
We like his rosy cheeks, and his wobbly belly!
And so the Health Police agreed, to change Santa would be tragic.
He could live by different rules,'cos after all, he's magic!